Earthly Greeting, 2012

Earthly Greeting at dis Solstice-turnin, Bludekin and Gudefolk
        suete reminder of Timex Past
        brot 2 U by me, Hobgoblin #1
        dat Sanctimony Clausez Grate Hunkle
        Lissen up well, we muss B brief:

He dis yoyo upstart neofyte, i tawt him awl he nose
He tuck ober me bizzness
He gets uppity pleasurabul jobz
He getz 2 sit in smart shoppne mawlz
        enthroned
        holden kidz on hiz boneyknees, fotogeniuslike
        pretendin thru hiz peroxhyde cossetted permafrost beard
        an gimmecry heybrpwz
        wid hiz ultracute floppy red toque he copied frum mien
        pretendin i repeat ditto he iz real McCoy
Whereaz i am nut even background material
Me de pagan originall Yuletide host

        U don C me pix adorning prettiesome cardz cum Xmass mornin
        do U? Nah!
        Reason Y iz i do dee durty wurk hobscured

Clamberez down chimbleyz

        suit-begrimed and whan thar iz nun pickx lockx like

unto commun criminal

        whilomst swyche az He, me happentris taxez credit.

        Whan U regardz telltotal cost o Kristmess

Cry Uncle!  Tus uz shall hear your plea!

We symfonize wid u dogzbodiez az we R 2 behlden

We hymnplore U let ananimus Hunkle Hob B yore Serenity Cause

        on dis Happy Occassicioun

We lube U 2!

        Uh ho, hear cumz D boss, gotta go!

Memo found under my pillow, luv @ laurie, '90